Snowgiant

After an unexpected snowfall early this Sunday morning the streets and gardens of Barrow became home to a large assortment of snow folk. None that I saw were bigger than the one pictured above. But even apart from its huge size the clues were there that this snowperson had been built by an over competitive parent. The main thing to me was that, I know kids would never build a snowman looking out and away from their home. No matter how grand or humble the snowperson it has to be seen from the house usually from the kids bedroom window.
Talking about huge erections I was embarrassed this morning when I pointed out a large snowman to an elderly lady fare. How was I to know that the cheeky varmints that built him had made him anatomically correct!  Mind you I do think they may have exaggerated a bit but then again I’m no expert on snowman’s bits.

Time For Bed

Theres nothing like putting my foot in it when a female passenger got into the car with a very young child.

I asked her where she was going to and she answered me and in the same sentence she spoke to the child but I didnt realise this.

Her reply and I quote, was "Lumley Street, - When we get home I`m taking you to bed"

Obviously (or maybe not obviously, the address part was meant for me and the rest she was saying to her child but it didn't sound that way to me and my ears pricked up and I answered her by saying that it was a very kind offer but I really couldn't as I had other fares to pick up.

She gave me a disgusting look and I pointed out to her what she had said she then realised and fortunately we both had a good laugh about it.