Wednesday, October 31

Keeping fit and healthy in the Dordogne : From Pilates to Fencing



If you are looking for an activity holiday or simply the most enjoyable and most efficient way to get and keep fit and healthy, there cannot be too many forms of exercise that fit the bill better than Pilates and Fencing - and especially when the instructors are as good -- and as charming as Robyn and Patrick!

So, what exactly IS this Pilates phenomenon?

It is an Exercise in Balance : "I must be right. Never an aspirin. Never injured a day in my life. The whole country, the whole world, should be doing my exercises. They'd be happier.", said Jo Pilates in 1965, at the age of 86.

Well, maybe not the whole world, but certainly much of it is experiencing the explosion in demand for Pilates, a method of exercise and physical movement designed to stretch, strengthen, and balance the body. With systematic practice of specific exercises coupled with focused breathing patterns, Pilates has proven itself invaluable not only as a fitness endeavour itself, but also as an important adjunct to professional sports training and physical rehabilitation of all kinds.

Widely embraced among dancers for years, the exercises--"elephant," "swan", the language--"pull navel to spine, find the core connection! and breeaaaathe," and the look--bright-eyed, refreshed, buoyant-without-necessarily-sweating, is popping up in fitness classes, physical therapy offices, corporate retreats, luxury spas and wellness centers across the country. Another fad? A cult for the over-privileged? Think again. With the aging of our world population and the increasing trend toward mindful, moderate health practices, Pilates is more likely to find itself with a wait list at the YMCA, and in your local public schools--shaping the fitness ideals of our next generation. Practiced faithfully, Pilates yields numerous benefits. Increased lung capacity and circulation through deep, healthy breathing is a primary focus. Strength and flexibility, particularly of the abdomen and back muscles, coordination-both muscular and mental, are key components in an effective Pilates program. Posture, balance, and core strength are all heartily increased. Bone density and joint health improve, and many experience positive body awareness for the first time. Pilates teaches balance and control of the body, and that capacity spills over into other areas of one's life.

If you are like myself - someone who hates aerobics with a passion, finds doing the circuit in gym beneficial and satisfying -- but utterly boring, but rrealises that a good form of exervice is absolutely crucial to keeping fit, supple and healthy, then look no further: the day you discover Pilates, a new world will open up for you!

And now Pilates has come to the Dordogne as well! Robyn Haigh, from Lalinde,is a well established Pilates teacher in Lalinde as well as in Eymet and the larger Dordogne Perigord. She works both with groups and in one-on-one classes.


And Fencing? Did that activity not go out with the Three Musketeers?

No! Not at all! Fencing, or l'Escrime, became very popular again in France during the last few years -- especially after the 2004 Olympic Games when the French won the most gold medals for fencing.
Fencing is a is a fantastic way to improve balance, co-ordination and flexibility - and it's great fun as well!

There are three types of fencing - epee, foils and sabre.
In all three, weapons are wired electronically to record when a hit is scored.
In foils and epee, points can only be scored by the point of the weapon hitting. In the case of the foil, only a hit on the torso counts. In the epee, the whole body is the target. In sabre, points can also be scored by hitting the arms and head.
As well as the three different types of sword, fencers also need protective clothing, including a wire mesh face guard.
A metallic over jacket is also worn. This is placed over the scoring area and conducts electricity. Every time a valid hit is scored a lamp lights up on the scoring equipment.

Fencing originated as the practice of swordsmanship to prepare men for duels and warfare. A fencing match is depicted on an Egyptian temple that dates to about 1190 B.C. and the ancient Babylonians, Greeks, Persians, and Romans all had some form of fencing. The use of armour during the Middle Ages made swordsmanship virtually obsolete. The broadsword was used against armour, but only as a crude hacking device requiring sheer strength rather than skill. By making armour obsolete, the development of firearms ironically brought swordplay back into prominence during the 15th century. Soldiers once again had to acquire some skill with the sword, and fencing also emerged as a pastime for gentlemen. Fencing masters organized guilds, which taught various moves to initiates while protecting them as trade secrets from outsiders.


Fencing as an exercise based on speed and skill began when the longer, lighter rapier was developed in Italy during the 16th century. Because of the rapier's length, opponents had to fight at a distance and quick but controlled lunges, attacking the enemy with the point of the sword, replaced cruder hacking techniques. But the rapier wasn't a good defensive weapon, so the fencer often had to use his gauntleted left hand to parry his opponent's thrusts.

Under Louis XIV in France, a change in fashion led to a new kind of sword. The rapier simply didn't go well with brocaded jackets, breeches, and silk stockings, so French courtiers began wearing a shorter sword. The court sword, as it was known, turned out to be an excellent weapon for fencing because it was both lighter and stronger than the rapier, so it could be used for defense as well as offense. As a result, the modern one-handed fencing technique developed, with the left hand and arm used primarily for balance.


A special version of the court sword, the foil, was developed for practice. Meanwhile, another type of sword, the colichemarde, had been created for duelling. The blade had a triangular cross-section, with slightly concave sides to reduce weight without reducing strength. The colichemarde evolved into the modern epee.

The third of the fencing weapons, the saber, was introduced into Europe in the late 18th century as an adaptation of the Turkish scimitar, used by the Hungarian cavalry. It was so effective that other armies began using it and another variation, the cutlass, became a standard naval weapon.

The saber was originally a very heavy, curved sword, but a lighter, more easily wielded weapon with only a slight bend was developed in Italy late in the 19th century for duelling and fencing. The modern fencing weapon is straight, like the foil and epee, but it still has one cutting edge which can be used to make hits on an opponent.

Fencing is one of only four sports that have been on every modern Olympic program since 1896. The Fédération Internationale d'Escrime, founded in 1913 to standardize rules, is the governing body for international fencing, including the Olympics.

There are fencing studios for anyone, from beginner to professional, in various centres in the Perigord -- the Cadets de Bergerac in Bergerac, of course!, with a studio in Eymet as well. To find out more and to find a class close to you, contact Patrick Wynn-Simmonds.
Patrick is a sabreur(sabre fencer), and has received many wonderful medals and awards and acclaim at the Championnats de France and other European events.
Last year he also became Champion d'Aquitaine (Vétéran V1 Individuelle) at Mont de Marsan at the Championnats de Ligue Vétéran, again at Epée --- and after beating the Maitre d'armes of Périgueux in the quarter finals, and his club president in the semi!



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  • Tuesday, October 30

    Hallowe'en in France





    Last year I wrote about the chrysanthenums that are so frowned upon by the local French when ignorant expats put them in their homes -- instead of on the graves in the cemeteries where they belong! This year another type of splash of colour has been catching my attention wherever I go -- the wonderful arrangements of pumpkins and gourds and autumn flowers! A veritable feast for the eye!




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  • Monday, October 29

    A Feast for Obelix: The wild boar of Mortemart




    About 30 minutes' drive from Lalinde, one could very easily imagine oneself in an Asterix comic strip: there, in the oak forests of the Perigord-Dordogne is a place that Obelix had obviously never heard about, or else it would not exist! --- a wild boar farm where no fewer than some 500 wild boar roam the hills.


    Mortemart Ferme des Sangliers is a beautiful spot against the forested hills where one can wander along the little pathways between the well-fenced enclosures and enjoy watching the antics of the large herds of wild boar.
    The boars are farmed for their meat, and at the end of your visit, you can taste the delicious products made from wild boar and the marcasin -- the young piglets: rillettes (the fatty soft meat 'spread'), terrines,sausages, and tinned braised and roast boar. Other products are the best ever hair brushes, back brushes and paint brushes made from the strong hairs of its fur.
    For a few Euros, this is definitely a visit that is well worth while. The farm is open right through summer and over weekends during the winter.

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  • The Canal of Lalinde : A beautiful bit of history



    The Canal de Lalinde is probably one of the best little gems of the Dordogne River.

    Because the stretch of river that passes Lalinde is the only part of the Dordogne River which, due to a natural stone weir and three rapids, the Gratusse, the Gratussou and the Grand Thoret is too shallow for boat traffic -- and in particular the gabares flat bottomed boats that used to transport goods from the market in Sarlat down the river to Bergerac and further to Bordeaux, it was decided in 1840 to build this excellent engineering feat. By all accounts even back in 1852, 29,750 tonnes of goods passed along the canal between markets, by 1858 as much as 46,000 tonnes and a mere two years later, in 1860, no less than 200,000 tonnes!.

    The Canal stretches from Mausac to Tuilières with three locks along its 15 kilometers, which are still maintained even though no boat traffic goes slong the canal any longer. The lock at Tuilières comprise of a double set of three locks -- quite a remarkable sight! At Sainte-Capraize one can also see a special area where the canal crosses a small bridge.

    During the sixties, after a fatal accident at Port-de-Couze during the Tour de France, the canal was closed for boat traffic.

    Today the canal is a favourite spot for the fishermen - and women of the area -- apparently the fishing is very good, and any fisherman will tell you that in such exquisite surroundings, with its tunnel of Plane trees and soft golden reflections on the still water, the fishing is good even if the fist did not bite!
    From time to time, if you are lucky, you may also see a team of scullers use the canal for their training, and of course cyclists and walkers and joggers have long ago discovered the beauty of this spot.


    Related Links: Scenes on the Canal de Lalinde
    Fishing in the Dordogne
    Tuilières Barrage
    Gabares: Throw-away boats
    Fishing in France


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  • The new Eurostar High Speed : London to Bordeaux in a 5 hour train ride !




    On 14 November 2007 the new Eurostar High Speed service will be launched from the magnificent new Eurostar station in London, at St Pancras International. London and Bordeaux are now a short distance apart!
    Closer to the patisseries of Paris! Nearer to the best beers of Brussels!
    It will be possible to travel from the state of the art railway terminal in the centre of London, or from the second new terminal at Ebbsfleet International, in the north of Kent, near the Bluewater Shopping Centre (opens on 19 November) from as little as €77 (special offer) to around €250 return to the centre of Bordeaux from next month! (Allow for change over time and cost in Paris from Gare du Nord to Montparnasse station, where you change to the fast TGV).
    What a pleasure! Luxury and excellent service, the best possible way to travel (I love train travel -- don't you?) sipping champagne, no long waits at airports -- in fact, no long journeys to airports as train travel takes you from city centre to city centre -- and in much quicker time than any airline can get you there:

    Paris – London : 2h15 (instead of 2h35)
    Lille – London : 1h20 (instead of 1h40)
    Bruxelles – London : 1h51 (instead of 2h15)
    London - Bordeaux : 5h45 (including change between stations)
    Bordeaux to Lalinde: 1h30


    The High Speed will be the first British fast train of its kind to link up with the already existing high speed trains of Europe. The Channel Tunnel Rail Link (CTRL)will now, for the first time, be able to reach the same speed as the French trains -- that of 300 km/h

    St Pancras, with its neo-Gothic Victorian facade, was first inaugurated in 1868 -- and the new International terminal will keep the same style, although daringly modernised to cater for the 400 meter long Eurostar trains and the highly demanding tastes of its passengers.

    There will be a wide range of shops, bars and restaurants, an international brasserie, the longest champagne bar in Europe and a daily fresh produce market. First Class and Business Class lounges and WiFi connections -- everything a discerning traveler of 2007 demands.
    St Pancras International links up with six tube lines, and seven rail companies -- and King's Cross and Euston are only one tube station away -- convenient and comfortable!

    So, the question now remains: Did Harry Potter really travel from St Pancras? Well, yes! Although he was supposed to have traveled from platform no.9¾ in Kings Cross, the film version shows him traveling from St Pancras, where the superb architecture and neo-Gothic Victorian style forms the perfect backdrop for this all-time favourite!






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  • Wednesday, October 17

    Epsom salts



    ** Interesting thing about Epsom Salts or Magnesium Sulphate: Originally comes from Epsom in Surrey -- and here I could make a few bad taste quips about the fast running horses at Epsom Downs or the constant look of discomfort and disdain on the faces of many who live there or the pre-back-to-school de-tox nightmare sessions we all had to endure as children and no doubt was the cause of so many of our generation to be mentally scarred for life but super healthy all
    the same! --- but I won't! However, it has to be mentioned that it is becoming more and more difficult to obtain Epsom Salts -- pharmacists are no longer keeping it and supermarkets often have never heard of it, so if you find some, let us all know where and stock up for yourself -- not only for this excellent lemon syrup recipe, but also for: 3 table spoons of Epsom Salts/Magnesium Sulphate around the base of your rose bushes and then well watered 3 or 4 times a year will boost their growth and yield of flowers like nothing you have ever seen -- trust me -- there is no fancy (expensive) fix at any garden centre that will beat that for prize winning roses!



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  • Tuesday, October 16

    And now for the Finnish view of the typical Frenchman!






    And this is what Alexia, a lovely young French woman who has moved to Finland, says the Finnish see as the stereotypical Frenchman:



    - We are not good at learning other languages

    - We eat strange things

    - We drink too much red wine

    - We pretend to know everything

    - We always want to be right

    - We talk too much and often to say nothing

    - We are proud of our language and everything French

    - We spend too much time greeting each other, we speak to each other in the respectful form and we are always thanking each other

    - We are fussy about what we eat

    And I have to say thus far I am wondering why these are things the Finns do NOT like about the French???? -ed


    - We refuse to speak English

    - We are always on strike

    - We are arrogant and otherwise

    - We like to flirt and sweet talk

    - We are not very eco-conscious

    - We make cars which are not suitable for Finland (well, excuse me!! -ed)

    - Our grammar is complicated and the pronunciation is diffcult (and THIS from the Finns?? -ed)

    - we are bureaucratic

    - We have an opinion on everything and do not hesitate to give it (Bravo! -ed)

    - We have no idea how to drive

    - We are too chauvinistic

    - Our hierarchy is too important

    - Looking at the corruption, the scandals and the demonstrations, there is obviously a problem with our system

    Well -- it is good for a laugh, n'est-ce pas?



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  • The stereotypical Frenchman no longer .........




    In a recent article in the Sydney Morning Herald, David Whitley tries to answer the perennial question of whether the French are rude or just misunderstood --- a question that was probably asked a lot more often before the English speaking hordes stormed France for the Rugby World Cup!

    For instance --- his opening paragraph had to have been written before the Australians and the British discovered the incredibly warm and helpful and hospitable French who welcomed them at every airport, train station and border post!:

    The search for the rude Frenchman: as enduring stereotypes go, it has got serious stamina. The typical Frenchman - lazy, arrogant and refusing to speak anything but his own language. Throw in a beret here and a Gallic shrug there and you've got a caricature that has stood the test of time.


    But credit to Mr. Whitley, he investigates the question well and shows both sides of the coin -- and comes to the conclusion that things have changed -- so only right that perceptions start changing too!

    It would be easy to dismiss it as just that, a grotesque exaggeration with little basis in reality, but when the country's president storms out of a European Union conference on hearing a fellow Frenchman talking in English, as happened in March last year, it bears scrutiny.

    The horror stories have been passed down for years - sneering waiters mocking requests to deviate from the menu, air traffic controllers going on strike during key holiday periods, hotel owners treating guests with total ambivalence, the whole country packing up and deserting their businesses during August.

    How much is truth, how much enhanced versions of the truth and how much myth is difficult to assess.

    There's only one way to find out and that's to throw yourself in as a completely befuddled tourist of the highest magnitude.

    You get some interesting insights when you're deliberately alternating between someone who speaks passable French, having a decent knowledge of the culture and history of the country, and a clueless wretch who speaks English only.

    In the first guise things are remarkably simple, with the only problems being personal embarrassment when the hotel receptionist spots a dodgy accent and replies to questions in English to help you both out. Everything is very civil, the assistance as unfailingly polite as you'd expect anywhere in the world.

    The bigger shock is that this largely continues when acting the stereotypical arrogant English speaker who hasn't even bothered to learn so much as "parlez-vous Anglais?" Asking for directions in the street, ordering in a cafe, booking a place to rest the head at night; there is always an attempt to help. Admittedly it's not always successful but the attitude is not one of rude refusal, simply non-comprehension.

    Much, it seems, depends on the approach. There is a world of difference between someone apologetically asking in English because they haven't got the language skills and someone marching in, expecting Johnny Foreigner to speak his language and jump at a click of the fingers. That's not French arrogance - quite the opposite.

    There are signs that the reputation is being acknowledged within France. New President Nicolas Sarkozy ruffled a few feathers last year when he said that, in order to compete on a world scale, the French were going to have to work harder, start speaking English and stop looking down at the rest of the world.

    "We should ask ourselves why the English buy our houses in the Dordogne ... The answer is simply because the British GDP is 10 per cent greater than the French and that the standard of life of the British is higher than that of the French," he said.

    "We have committed the immense error of undermining work. When someone who works does not have a better life than someone who does not work, why should he get up in the morning?" Ouch. That's not going to go down well, is it?

    You'd be surprised. The home truths, written in Sarkozy's recent book, weren't met with widespread outcry, much as the media would have liked them to be. There were no riots in the street, Sarkozy's standing was not harmed, and no one decided to go on strike.

    The ordinary Frenchman, it appears, can understand where the perceived attitude problem comes from. Alain Duprat, a student working behind a bar in the regional city of Besanon to earn extra cash, happens to speak very good English but realises why many of his countrymen don't.

    "It's not about not wanting to help but not being able to," he attempts to explain.

    "Many French people do not have good English because it has never been very important to do so."

    He's right. The prevalence of English as the international second language of choice is a fairly recent thing. Even 20 to 30 years ago French carried arguably as much import.

    In practice, for the Frenchman, it didn't really matter whether he spoke a second language or not because the person they were speaking to probably spoke a fair bit of French. It's the same excuse those in the English-speaking world use today - because we never really have to practise a second language, all that is learned quickly falls by the wayside.

    "Many French are not confident in their ability to speak English," Duprat adds, "so will only try when they see the other person is finding it hard."

    The tourism industry clearly realises the imperative to be multilingual. If you go to any attraction in Paris you will find guides and signposting not only in English but probably in Spanish, German and Japanese as well.

    Even on the trains, announcements are done in two languages for the benefit of passengers. That would be unthinkable in Sydney, New York or London.

    But the rude reputation is not just to do with language. What about the sneering, the belief that French is best? Well that, too, appears to be a myth. Requests for tomato sauce to go on a steak are met promptly without a tut or an exasperated gasp. Hoteliers not only show you to the room but give a brief guided tour of the entire premises, while any requests for directions are met with thorough briefings and wildly descriptive hand gestures.

    Striking up a conversation in a supposed English theme pub - everyone is sitting around sipping wine, so it doesn't really fit - one of the locals, Michel, has a theory.

    Half in pidgin English, half in scaled-back speaking-to-a-foreigner French, he explains a philosophy we don't often consider. "It's about respect. We believe that other people are intelligent and know what they are doing."

    It's a fair call. They don't help because they don't automatically assume you need it. This isn't rudeness, it's treating strangers with a high opinion. And you can see this whenever you walk into a shop. You'll never get the shark asking if they can help as soon as you step across the threshold.

    The expectation is that you know what you are looking for and want to be able to do so in your own time. When looked at from this perspective, French "rudeness" is mighty refreshing.

    In fact, it would be easy to wipe out all previous conceptions about the French character on a short trip to the country but it's comforting to know that at least some of the stereotype rings true.

    Sitting in the Gare du Nord, waiting to get on the Eurostar back to London, an announcement comes across the speaker system. "Passengers are advised that there will be no catering service on board today's Eurostar services. This is due to strike action by staff members.

    "We recommend that any refreshments are bought prior to boarding and we apologise for any inconvenience." Ah, some things never change, do they?


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  • Monday, October 15

    "I wish I had said that!"





    A few examples of witty sayings by those voted the top ten wittiest in Britain:

    I say, I say, I say

    1 Oscar Wilde “Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast”

    2 Spike Milligan “All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy”

    3 Stephen Fry “An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them”

    4 Jeremy Clarkson “Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary . . . that’s what gets you”

    5 Sir Winston Churchill “A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen”

    6 Paul Merton “I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. If they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?”

    7 Noel Coward “People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what’s wrong with it.”

    8 Shakespeare “Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything”

    9 Brian Clough “The River Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years”

    10 Liam Gallagher “She [Victoria Beckham] cannot even chew gum and walk in a straight line at the same time, let alone write a book.”


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    ‘Down by the Riverside’

    A First! A total immersion course for French speakers! Learn English and the English ways:


    Stage d’immersion

    Au Château Lalinde ~ Samedi 17 - Dimanche 18 novembre 2007

    Ce Stage d’Anglais, de totale immersion, commencera samedi à 9h00 et se terminera à dimanche à 15h


    Ce stage comprend

    * Pension complète au Château. Deux déjeuners, 1 dîner (le meilleur de la cuisine anglaise traditionnelle), 1 petit-déjeuner anglais complet et le 4 O’clock Tea avec ‘scones’

    * 18 heures d’immersion totale(cours, discussion, jeu de rôle, présentation, une conférence). On parle même anglais pendant les pauses et au repas!

    * Une conférence sur un aspect de la civilisation britannique présentée avec humour et savoir-faire.

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    Quelques informations sur le château en Anglais:

    As it is a residential course -- you will be staying in a delightful 13th century Château perched on the edge of Dordogne river.

    The six tastefully decorated rooms in the château are equipped with either double or twin beds, modern bathrooms and all have a view of the river


    Niveaux:
    Pré-intermédiaire et Intermédiaire

    Coût:
    265 € TTC par personne, en chambre double
    60€ supplément pour une chambre single

    Réservation s’adresser à:
    Aquitaine Langues:
    Domaine de La Tour
    769 Route de Ste Alvère
    24100 Bergerac

    Téléphone: 0033 (0) 553 741785

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  • Learning French: One phrase a Day



    Only today: THREE new useful phrases to keep on the tip of your tongue!


    Quoi de neuf ? What's new?

    Qu'est-ce que tu deviens ? What have you been up to?

    Quels temps nous vivons ! What times we live in!




    Photo: Carolyn Cole


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  • Monday, October 8

    Why the Brits (don't) come to the Dordogne............. A smile for Expats




    Photo: Clare

    Recently in The Telegraph, Jim White listed -- tongue in cheek -- 30 reasons why Britons say that Britons stay in Britain ---

    The Great Brit Exodus: British citizens are starting new lives abroad at the rate of one every three minutes. With 385,000 people emigrating in the 12 months to July 2006, we're witnessing the biggest exodus for a generation - which has reignited the debate about what exactly is wrong with our country.

    These are the reasons why the readers of Tne Telegraph think the Britons who are still in Britain, stay in Britain:

    1 There's never a problem getting a Polish plumber.

    2 The walk from Solva to Whitesands Bay, round St David's Head in Pembrokeshire - probably the world's most scenic stroll.

    3 Barbecuing in the rain.

    4 Somewhere in virtually every British television schedule, there still lies a gem: Armando Iannucci's The Thick of It, Andrew Marr's A History of Modern Britain, David Attenborough's Planet Earth series…

    5 London's revitalised Southbank. Art, architecture, design, culture and a big wheel all in one astonishing, two-mile-long strip. Try finding something to match that in Perth.

    6 This summer, there has been no need to ring the neighbours to see if they'd remembered to water your garden while you were on holiday…

    7…Or any worries about suffering from sunburn.

    8…Or any fear of being snitched on for putting the sprinkler on your lawn at three in the morning (that's if the sprinkler hasn't rusted up under the swell).

    9 Not having to spend four hours traipsing round town looking for a bar that might be showing the Rugby League cup final.

    10 Teeing off at the first at Wentworth. Forget bungee jumping in New Zealand, hang-gliding in the Himalayas or croc-taming in Oz, there is no experience on Earth that gives an adrenalin rush quite like that. Absolutely terrifying.

    11 You can't get a decent chicken tikka masala anywhere else.

    12 Meeting up with an old mate in the pub, rather than sending an email to make an appointment to be at the computer at the same time so you can talk via Skype for five minutes before losing the link.

    13 The rail journey from Plymouth to Penzance.

    14 Where else can you pay £150 for the privilege of wading thigh-deep in sewage-laced mud before sitting in a sodden tent, unable to get to sleep at four in the morning because the bloke in the next door tent has decided to regale the world with his atonal version of Redemption Song? And do it every weekend, all summer long, anywhere from Loch Lomond, via Glastonbury, to the Isle of Wight?

    15 Cheese-rolling in Gloucestershire, bog-snorkelling in Llanwrtyd Wells, barrel-burning in Lewes: no one does bonkers traditions like they do here.

    16 Some of the best French, Italian, Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Spanish and Thai restaurants in the world.

    17 Here, you can walk on pavements where dog owners clear up after their mutts, unlike much of France, which is close to being buried under a rising brown drift.

    18 The view from the top of Mount Snowdon.

    19 Being able to watch great Shakespearian actors, who the rest of the world only get to see on the movie screen as they bolster their pensions in ropey Hollywood blockbusters, performing Shakespeare on stage. And doing it so well, it makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up.

    20 Not having to pay to be stuck in a five-mile jam on the motorway.

    21 Blackberries the size of ping-pong balls.

    22 The announcements to passengers on First Great Western trains. Where else can you find anything to match the invention ("The delay was caused by the effects of sunshine on signals"), the self-righteousness ("We are held up behind a slow-running train operated by another operator") and the complete lack of self-awareness ("This is a special announcement for those passengers waiting for the special to London Paddington. This special train has been cancelled")?

    23 Going for a swim in the sea without fear of being assaulted by anything larger than a passing condom.

    24 Listening to The Archers omnibus on the radio while preparing Sunday lunch - rather than via the internet in your study at 11 o'clock at night.

    25 The drive from Glasgow to Oban.

    26 Never having to worry that you might catch a chill from the air conditioning on public transport.

    27 The Edinburgh Festival: you don't often get to see Hungarian stilt walkers performing a comedy mime version of Macbeth in Puerto Banus.

    28 A day at Lord's, the most civilised sporting venue in the world.

    29 John Humphrys, the Matt cartoon, Sky Plus, Alan Green, Fighting Talk, Mark Radcliffe, Private Eye, Craig Brown, The Spectator, Chris Morris, Jeremy Paxman, and all those other media delights whose output we casually consume every day. Nowhere else in the world can begin to match strength like that.

    30 Plus, at least here, unlike in the Dordogne and southern Spain, you're not surrounded the whole time by other bloody Brits.




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    A British film festival in Dinard




    Judging by the packed-out pre-festival outdoor screening of Dinard’s 18th British Film Festival, this year’s show promised to be bursting at the seams, writes French News. Cinema-goers were well advised to come early.

    Some 20 out-of-competition films opened with Ken Loach’s latest offering ‘It’s a Free World’, starring Kierston Wareing and Juliet Ellis. Other must-sees are ‘This is England’ by Shane Meadows, ‘Ruby Blue’ by Jan Dunn starring Bob Hoskins and festival president Josiane Balasko and ‘I really hate my job’ by Oliver Parker with Neve Cambell (a welcome come-back of 'Party of Five' all-time favourite) and Shirley Henderson.

    As promised, a James Bond theme is being played throughout this year’s festival. Guest speaker Nicolas Cebille gave a conference tracing the evolution of Her Majesty’s most famous spy on October 2 in the Stéphan Bouttet theatre after the projection of a 30-minute 007 documentary.

    Another run-up event to the festival-proper was the presence of Mariano Otero, the world famous artist who designed this year’s absolutely delightful festival poster. Otero was on hand to sign copies of his posters on Wednesday October 3 at Dinard’s Palais des Arts -- la vache! where was I? This was followed by a screening of a 90-minute selection of the best British short films shown at the festival over the last two years.

    There is also a host of admission free films this year, including the brilliant ‘Notes on a Scandal’ (Judi Dench surpasses herself in this film and Kate Blanchet is her usual wonderful self), ‘A Cock and Bull Story’, ‘History Boys’, ‘Shaun of the Dead’, ‘Twenty Four Seven’, ‘Very British Gangster’ and the 'hoping-to-be-shocking'‘Irina Palm’, starring Marianne Faithfull.


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